Thursday, February 28, 2008

CROCHET CLOTHING- TWO METHODS

After making so many things for other people over the previous two weeks I had the overwhelming urge to make some fun items for myself last week and clothing is always a weakness of mine. However, without a large stash of yarn or the desire to follow along exactly with a pre-made pattern I found myself looking for creative ways to crochet up some new duds.

The first item I made was a white sweater. It’s an item that is conspicuously missing from my wardrobe and with spring approaching I knew I was going to need something. Okay, maybe spring isn’t approaching all that soon, but it never hurts to be prepared. The only thing was I didn’t want to go buy white yarn, so instead I found a hideous white poncho at the thrift store for $5 and proceeded to unravel it. One ugly poncho left me with about 6 skeins of white yarn. Not a bad start.

Of course then I had to figure out what I wanted my new sweater to look like.

Months ago I made a darling sweater for a baby niece that had a solid yoke with a lacy body and sleeves. The pattern I used was only made for infants, but I decided it would be a very cute and fun 1950’s retro sweater if it were made for an adult. After reviewing the pattern I took the basic idea and worked out how to make it larger.

If you have a pattern that’s way too small I know of a couple ways to make it work. Firstly, try a larger hook. Sometimes a hook that’s only a few sizes larger than the one called for in the pattern can make a tremendous difference if you’re only looking to make something a few sizes larger. Another option is to read through the pattern and try to understand the basic techniques that are being used. In the pattern I took my inspiration from the yoke was made to come down over the shoulders so a raglan sleeve opening could be formed. A raglan sleeve means that then I could crochet the sleeves in the round without worrying about making troublesome cap sleeves and because I stuck with only elbow length sleeves I didn’t have to worry about decreasing stitches to make a longer sleeve look fitted. The body of the sweater was crocheted to make a boxy, cropped sweater which was also exceedingly uncomplicated as it used no shaping.


Here’s me modeling it… Obviously it’s no where near spring in Washington State yet so it will have to do as a fun accent over long sleeves until the sun returns.

The second project was something that I’ve been meaning to do for a LONG time now.

I have a vest that has been sitting in my closet for over 2 years now because even though I can no longer wear a size 6 I adore how this vest used to fit me. I kept telling myself that I would sew new a new vest one day, but because sewing has never been something I enjoy this project has languished for quite a while now.

However the other day I found this vest again and after searching through my depleted yarn stash I found some black chenille yarn. Using the front of the vest as a template I crocheted both front pieces beginning with the straps and working downward. It did take quite a few row by row comparisons against the original and a few instances of frogging a couple rows back, but eventually I worked out the correct shape.

After the first side was completed I found a few matching buttons that I liked and sewed them on using black thread. Then, I crocheted the second piece carefully placing the button holes so they could be crocheted as part of the final garment. One row of single crochet around the edges evened things out and made the front part of the vest look more finished.

---Right about here is where I realize I don’t have enough black chenille to finish this project. Loathe to buy more yarn I rummage through my stash again and find one lonely skein of light grey that needs a purpose in life. Good thing it matches the black I’ve already used.---

The back of the vest was made using a spider web motif- a stitch I found in a crochet stitch dictionary. It’s basically a square motif that is crocheted in rows (instead of in single motifs with each motif made in the round) which makes it difficult to do any sort of fitted form in the back. The only thing I can manage is to crochet from the top down adding one more motif on each side to create the underarm/body area.

It’s not perfect, but at least I have a vest that I can button up!

-Lyzard

Thursday, February 21, 2008

A SPATE OF BIRTHDAY GIFTS

02.21.08

Of all the deeply philosophical questions I could be asking myself at this time of year the one question that I find cycling through my brain is… what the hell was going on 9 months prior to February and March?

It seems as though half of my extended family has birthdays that fall within these two months and for someone who is on a very restricted budget and trying to use recycled materials (not to mention I’m on a self imposed craft supply spending cut) this time of year almost rivals the stresses of Christmas.

Not only do I have many different people to consider for gifts I continually run into the issue of wondering really how much people will appreciate my hard work. Not everyone is thrilled with the idea of a hand made gift- although I would like to think my family and friends have come to the conclusion that their only option is to put up or shut up on this issue.

But I digress… I wanted to share my crafty concoctions for the upcoming spate of birthdays.

I’ll start out with my niece and nephew who are turning 3 and 2 respectively. Not wanting to spend an inordinate amount of time creating gifts that they probably won’t play with for more than 30 seconds at a time I decided that easier was a good call this year. Knowing what these munchkins are like I didn’t waste my time drawing out tons of images, but instead visited all the free online coloring pages I could find and printed out a multitude of pages for each tyke. Then I tried my hand at binding the pages together with some leftover yarn. Not too shabby!

To go with their new coloring pages I thought I’d make some toddler-friendly crayons perfect for stubby fingers. Using a bunch of my old crayons I filled a mini muffin tin with analogous colors and baked in a 300 degree oven until the crayons were melted. A quick cooling period later those suckers popped right out of the tin and were ready to be packaged up for a gift!

The second gift I’ve been working on is for my sister-in-law who is currently in Cosmetology school. I’ve been wanting to try book-binding recently and I thought any self respecting “school girl” needs a journal for notes and doodles. Of course it had to have some relevance to beauty school so I scoured the web for 1940’s and 50’s beauty product ads. In Photoshop I puzzled the ads together to make the cover image for the journal. After I printed the cover images out I laminated them with contact paper, using some scavenged cardboard for stiffness. As for the binding I found several helpful tutorials online that used the Japanese method which I thought was far easier than other methods I’ve seen.

Just for the record the inside pages are cut from used printer paper. Most of the sheets had one or two lines printed at the top or bottom and was unneeded for whatever reason. Cutting the printing off gave me tons of usable paper. This is paper that would normally go to waste, but not anymore!
I’m still unsure as to what I should make for my lovely mother-in-law, so I’m making jewelry here and there until something looks just right for her. The first project I tried was making bracelets out of old thrift store records. I actually bought the records because of the kitschy art on the front, but now I can use the vinyl as well! This wasn’t the easiest project because cutting records when they’re at room temperature is almost impossible. Boiling them in water certainly makes them pliable, but only for seconds after they’re removed from the water. To punch the design into the bracelet I actually had to boil my craft punch along with the vinyl strip, pull them both out together and punch out the design using all my weight to get it to cut through the cooling plastic.


I also found a ring floating around in my jewelry box that had lost its stone. Originally it housed an onyx stone. I suspect it probably wasn’t really onyx, but it certainly looked like one. I thought a fabricated “stone” from polymer clay would work wonderfully. I mixed black clay and some iridescent white glitter together and pressed it into the ring and then baked the whole thing. I thought I’d pop that “stone” right out of the ring to sand it and then glue it back in but no luck. That stone was stuck in there solidly. I sanded the “stone” with a wet/dry sandpaper and polished it as well as I could while it was still set in the ring.


Hopefully one of these will work for my mother-in-law and the rest of my family will enjoy their respective gifts in due time.

-Lyzard

Friday, February 15, 2008

HAPPY (BELATED) VALENTINE'S... MEH...

I am refusing to post this week because I am morally opposed to the absurdly saccharine and commercial holiday that we call Valentine’s Day. Yes, I’m sure if I had given it greater consideration I could have come up with some scathing and satirical post that included a wickedly corrupted Valentine’s craft, but instead I will leave you with my final words of the day:

Saturday, February 9, 2008

WARNING! Recipe Cards To Die For

Much to my boyfriend’s chagrin, another night has found me parked in front of the computer working in Illustrator. Again.


Are these the choices for a last meal, or just a reflection of my cooking skills? Eater beware!

Thursday, February 7, 2008

FRANKENSTEIN RECYCLED BAG


If you have been reading this blog (and I often wonder if anyone but my devoted sister-in-law does) then you know that my goal for this year (call it a New Year’s Resolution if you MUST, but I don’t) was to be more environmentally friendly. You might also remember that in a not-so-distant past-entry how I crocheted a lunch bag from strips of old plastic grocery bags. I had promised myself a new, reusable grocery sack and now that idea has come to fruition- just not quite in the way I expected.

The first stumbling block I came across was the sheer amount of bags needed to create a crocheted bag. I know crochet takes a lot of yarn (or “plarn”- i.e. plastic yarn) but the amount needed for a full-size grocery bag was ludicrous! I had to find another way to recycle the remaining plastic bags at my disposal and create a reusable bag.

So after reading extensively in the Reuse/Recycle section of Craftster (www.craftster.org a new on-line obsession of mine) I decided to cobble together a creation from cannibalized plastic bags. Plastic bags from all sorts of stores were fused, trimmed and stitched together to create a bag that is bigger than a paper grocery sack and about 10 times as strong.

Curious as to my methodology? I really can’t take the credit- this has been done by hundreds of crafty people already and there are lots of tutorials if you know where to look, but I’ll give a brief synopsis:

Basically, you want to take all your plastic bags and flatten them out. Cut off the handles and the bottom. Now you have a plastic "tube." Turn this inside out if there is any writing or decoration on the bag because the ink will sometimes run when you fuse the bags. You can either stack a couple bags on top of each other or fold the bags until there are 6-8 layers of plastic. I ended up folding one bag a couple of times until there were 8 layers.

Next you want to place the layered plastic between two sheets of heavy paper. I used construction paper since I had it on hand. Heat a regular house iron somewhere in the medium range. Some people have said they used a much cooler setting, but I'm the impatient type and it wasn't fusing fast enough for me on a cooler setting. First iron one side, then flip, and iron on the other. Don't pull the paper apart immediately because you may tear holes in the still-hot plastic. If you wait the plastic will peel away from the paper as it cools. If the plastic isn't quite fused yet cover with paper and iron again.

This step takes some getting used to since if you iron too long the plastic may melt too much and create holes. If you don't iron long enough the plastic won't fuse. I'd recommend giving it a try with the bags you don't like as much just to get the hang of it.

As a side note: I did this in the garage with the doors open because I'm not sure if there are toxic chemicals released into the air during the fusing and I didn't want to make my dogs (or husband) sick.

After I'd fused the plastic bags I started trimming them down into squares and rectangles. I'm not sure what other people's experiences are with fusing, but my fused bags did NOT come out square or even.

After that I pieced together the front, back, sides and bottom of the bag, overlapping the plastic pieces the tiniest bit and sewing everything together on my sewing machine with a zigzag stitch and some old thread.

Since this bag hasn't been road-tested yet I'm not sure how sturdy the cut-in handles are, but overall it certainly feels like it should be worth its weight in... um... plastic.

-Lyzard

Welcome, 4706!

Today is the first day of the new year, according to the Chinese calendar. Year 4706: the Year of the Rat.

Since I didn’t really celebrate the Gregorian New Year (although the flubbed Space Needle fireworks show was a kick to watch) I thought of doing a little something for this, instead.

Happy Year of the Rat, everyone!


Sunday, February 3, 2008

Disentombment of the Month

A search through our various stashes, piles, and catacombs reveals many timeworn tokens of our artistic pasts. Some are pretty good, some are agonizingly bad, and some are just plain freaky! Still, we can't help but find amusement in their exhumation.

This month it's more Photoshop 101!



This little “gem” was from a Photoshop class back in the days of yore when the novelty of Photoshop filters had not yet grown so mundane. If I remember correctly it was the product of an assignment to make an image for a CD cover. Obviously I had a little too much fun with layers and filters.

-Lyzard

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Original image

Sorry Adobe, but your chapter assignments tended to be a bit stifling. This one was a throwback to kindergarten and learning how to color within the lines. Our class was a grueling 3 1/2 hours long, so I had time to add quite a few more lines to color in.

-Art Fiend

Friday, February 1, 2008

Feat of Clay: Run A-Monk

Although my polymer clay projects never seem to turn out the way I’d like them to they still leave me with a feeling of satisfaction and accomplishment. Sculpey is not a cooperative friend but a devious foe that must be relentlessly toiled with lest it turn into a misshapen mass covered in fingerprints. To win the battle (or at least survive it) is the root of the addiction, I’m sure.

My latest creation is this little Buddhist monk figurine.


A wee monk he is at 1 3/4 inches tall, child-like and all wrong in proportion but happy nonetheless. And I’m happily victorious, for now.