Despite this glaring reality I relented, rather easily, and spent hours sifting and sorting and satisfying ol’ COB.
After all was said and done I decided to whip up a little crochet monster to reside among the buttons as a reminder of what happens when a compulsion takes hold.

(To my horror/amusement it ended up looking like a terribly mutated Cyclops Grover, complete with lolling tongue and vacant expression, and a taste for white buttons.)
-Art Fiend