This has been a long time coming, but Lyzard and I have been biding our time and scheming for our first all-out crafty subversion fest o’ fun. After all, there is no better time of the year to be inspired into this sort of thing. Kitschy crafts abound during the holiday season: jovial Santas, grinning snowmen, and all things cute and nice.
Our dark natures insist on balance, so we’ve created a countdown to Christmas that’s sure to satisfy our twisted side and allay any compulsions to snap and go on a rampage armed with black paint to deface all that is rosy-cheeked.
And yes, we fully expect to find coal in our stockings this year.
Welcome to the first installment of:
Door #1:
This disgustingly-happy snowman coaster has unleashed his true colors under the light of the moon.
Artist: Lyzard
